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the qna is Super Minecraft Kid's first interaction with his "fans". The questions mostly consist of trolls calling Michael gay and autistic, which causes him to freak out multiple times. This video also reveals some of Michael's hypocritical opinions, as well as the things he hates.

For the transcript, the viewers' questions will be written in the way SMK reads them.

Transcript

[Throughout the entire video, only the Minecraft title screen shows. Michael reads the question on what may be a second monitor with YouTube open.]

Let’s look at some of these goddamn questions...

Are you a fa-

F****T!! I'M NOT A F****T!!

Are you the definition of autism?

NO I'M FUCKIN' NOT! I DON'T EVEN HAVE AUTISM!

How old are you,

Fucking eleven!

also, why did you start YouTube?

Umm, well. That’s an actually good question, except for calling me a fucking F****T! I started YouTube ‘cause I wanted to share my ideas with the world. All right. Waitin’ for the other questions to load...

Do you have autism, or are you an absolute fucking f****t? And FNaF is the best fucking game.

When were you born, like four years ago?

I AM FUCKING ELEVEEEN!! I DON't have autism and I’m NOT A F****T! YOU'RE A FUCKING F*******T!!

My question is, do you consider quitting YouTube anytime soon?

Yeah, all the time ‘cause of you fucking haters!

Are you gay?

I'M NOT GAY!

My question is, why'd you gotta be-

I'M NOT A F****T!

Congratulate on 'hundred subs-

Wait a minute, I have a hundred s- holy shit, I have a hundred ‘scribers! [clap] Thank you! Thank you so much, n****rs! Alright, umm…

Why are you su-

I don’t suck dick! YOU fucking suck dick, Critical Hit! FUCK you!

Why the fuck do you scream so much?

Umm, because I’m angry?

Do your parents know about the endless cursing you do?

Of course not.

Do you have a mental disorder?

NO.

[Michael takes a deep breath in a sad attempt to keep his sanity in check.]

Quick question, how old are you?

ELEVEN!

What's your favorite game besides Minecraft?

FNaF? Obviously? Shut the fuck up.

How many times have you drank bleach?

What the fuck?

What is the ratio of the people you invite to your birthday parties, and the amount of people that actually show up?

I don’t have fucking birthday parties, that’s fucking little kid baby stuff.

How hard is your gab- dad grab your...

Balls, what the fuck?! My dad doesn’t grab my balls! If anything, I grab your mom’s balls!

Have you ever stolen money from a Make a Wifsh- Wish Foundation?

What the fuck is M-Make a Wish?

Why is my mom dayde?

I don’t fucking care.

Will you say this is a good game?

And he gives the link to some fucking Steam game.

[Michael takes a break from reading comments to watch the trailer of the game from the link. The sound of the video can be heard as he talks about it.]

“Invisible Ink”. Alright, the graphics look pretty good. ...What the fuck is this kind of fucking game? Fucking gay-ass cartoon GRAPHICS! Where’s the fucking-? This isn’t even in fucking first-person! It’s like, uh, chess! Chess is fucking gay! Shut the fuck up! This game’s fucking awful! Don’t buy it! Okay...

[The video which all the questions are under is opened back up and quickly muted.]

I have a question. Is pretty much every game ex- that exists a Minecraft ripoff?

Well, Minecraft is the first-ever game. So, yeah, it kind of... Some games are? A lot of are, actually.

I've been watching you for a long time, and I must say that you are one of my favorite YouTubers of all time, and you are the one person I go to watch when I'm feeling down, and I'd just like to thank you...

See? A good comment! Thank you, That Banter Lad! You’re actually a good commenter.

Anyone- Anyway- One, this I've always wanted to ask you is I love you so much and I'd really like to suck your-

DICK?!! THAT'S FUCKING GAY! Fuck! ...Because I Can says,

Why do you scream so much? It hurts my ears.

Because I can! Weird...smiley face! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) All right.

Are you bullied at school?

No! I beat people up!

Kill yourself.

No, you!

Do you suck dick?

NO!

Are you six?

NO!!

Are you a Jewish fuck that l- l... wants to hop into my shower?

Fuck no!

Does your mother know that you have- you use such bad language?

Of course not, n****r!

Are you a bi-

NO! ...

Do you like My Little Pony?

Of course not, it’s a fucking ripoff! Super Minecraft Kid Dumbass says,

Why am I a st-

You shut the FUCK up! Fuck!

How many dicks do you take a day?

Zero, it’s fucking gay! I’m reporting you, Minecraft Dinner! Everyone report Minecraft Dinner!

Why do you have an IQ lower than 7?

What the fuck does that mean?

Do you have autism?

Fuck no.

Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

What the fuck? ...Japane- Chinese?

Why do my mother and father wrestle nude in bed?

They’re ha- fuckin’ having sex! I have sex with your mom!

What's your favorite anime?

Tha- anime’s fucking gay, baby-ass graphics.

Do you watch hentai?

What the fuck is hentai?

Did you know that Five Nights at Freddy's is a ripoff of Minecraft?

Fuck no! No it’s fucking not!

Will jew scribscrib tu mu JuTube cha- kannel? I hayvs cokkies.

Fuck no. Cookies are gay.

My question is, how the fuck does your adolescent ass think that Minecraft was in the 19-fucking-60s? It was made in 2009.

That’s fake! It was made in the 19-fucking-60s! WHY ELSE WOULD THE GRAPHICS BE SO BAD!?

Also, and why the hell do you scream and say the n-word so much? No matter you have so much hate. Seriously, you are the embodiment of the Internet,

Thank you.

Idiotic, treats Minecraft and CoD like a fucking Jehova Vishum-

Yeah, they fucking are! They’re pretty J-Jehovas.

And immature and flat-out annoying and rude. What you should do is show your parents this shit. Well, if you have any,

Yeah, I fuckin' have parents! They’re just not in the room!

And delete your account.

Don’t! I’m not gonna delete my account, EVER!! ...

Do you live in Weenie Hut Junior's?

What the fu- is that the s- fuckin' SpongeBob thing? ‘Cause that’s fuckin' gay.

Do you need mental help?

Fuck no... No.

'Sup. Are you MLG or and- or have you had sex?

I’ve had sex and I’m MLG. ...

Who is best pony?

The one that isn’t a FUCKIN' ripoff of Minecraft!

Do us all a favor and leave YouTube. Come back when you're mature enough, little boy.

The Joined Koopalings, fuck you! I’m blocking you! How do I fucking block people?

[The next few seconds are Michael aimlessly clicking around The Joined Koopalings’s channel, trying to find the block button.]

Hold on, how do so fucking block these guys? Let’s do this. All right, uhh... Can someone tell me how to fucking unblock this guy- block this guy? I don’t fucking know. I just don’t fucking know. I have no fuckin’ idea. How the fuck. ...Where is this n****r? I’m gonna find you Joined Koopalings, I’m gonna fuckin’ ban you. The fuck are you, I’m gonna fucking find you. There we go. Joined Koopalings, this is the little shit. Gonna fucking block you. How do I do that? Uhh... About? Uhh, flag- no, "Block User". There we go, blocked! Now you can’t report me to the FBI like you did before, so fuck you.

I’m sorry if I can’t answer all the questions, but there’s like a hundred and fuckin’ eighty-one. All right, keep going. Ones that are actually good comments and not just “why are you autism”.

My question, why do you even think that My Little Pony's a ripoff of-

You know why! ‘Cause in my video, there’s a fucking pony f- holding a fuckin’ pick axe, holding fuckin’...fuckin’...fuckin’ mining diamonds!!

Ah, your scream makes it pretty hard to tell what you're saying. Go ahead and make a haters react video with this comment in it, I dare you.

Yeah! I did it!

And make fun of Het-Heta-Hetalia(?)...while you're at it to add the spu-tidity of your ta- channel. Also, on your deviantArt, on that Chica x Bonnie fanfic. I'm pretty sure that's not how it works, and you unintentionally wrote something about what no one under eighteen should know about.

Yeah, that’s how you have fuckin' sex. That’s how you have fuckin' sex.

Are you lonely?

Fuck no.

Hey, everybody. Should we start spamming this kid?

No!

Are you really eleven?

Yeah.

Why are you such a fucking-

R****D!! You’re a fucking (in squeaky voice) R****D!!!

I'm going to be nice. Can you answer this question?

Sure, n****r.

How many nanometers long is your penis?

A million! ...

[He responds to this unaware that a million nanometers is 0.1 centimeters / ~0.04 inches.]

Did you know that eleven-year-old children aren't supposed to swear and be racist?

Did you know Ep- Mister Epic Florist that you're a fucking f****t? Shut the fuck up! Take that.

Question, why is Nintendo a shitty game company?

‘Cause they make baby-ass games, baby-ass graphics. Even when they try to make a good game with guns, they make it baby-ish.

Hello, dude. You're channel's awesome, man!

Thanks!

I have a question for you. What game do you recommend me to play?

Five Nights at Freddy’s, Minecraft, Call of Duty. And Roblox. That’s all you need.

Can you please take ET for the Atari 2600, find some emu'ter and play it? Tell us 'out the p- Experience the world's second-most beloved game.

Oh, cool! I should play that. Does it have cool theories? You guys should answer that. I’m gonna go play it some day.

Can you doo-man-dos the worth- world third hard game? Most people can't beat it. Beat it, then you're on the hall-

No way! I’m fuckin' gonna beat it.

Can please do more playthrough of CoD, I really like that game. Can you show us your face?

Fuck no- no. No. No. Pare- You’re gonna hack me.

What is your real age?

ELEVEN!

You're the King of the F****ts, aren't you? Can you kill yourself [unclear].

YOU KILL YOURSELF [unclear]. You have fucking gay baby show on your picture! You’re fucking Carl from the Jimmy Neutron.

Why do you sound like an autistic idiot?

.......EEEEAAAAAUUUUHHHH!

My question is, did you know that you're the Pri- Prince of the fnafcringe on Reddit?

[Michael clicks a few times to see what this commenter was referring to. Eventually, he comes across his name plastered on the Subreddit r/fnafcringe by a user named Ballonz_Boy.]

Umm... Uhh... Hmm... Uhh... Holy fuck, I am! What’s… “Cringe Prince”?

[He does some more research into his newly assigned royalty.]

Cringe... Holy shit. All right, I’m gonna make a video on that some day. That’s so fucking gay. I hate ‘em.

What's your favorite color of dick?

The one that keeps me away from you! Black men?! Don’t show fucking n****rs at me! GO BACK TO THE PLANTATION!

I love Hitler. I like Hitler.

So do I.

Can you show me the nudes?

Fuck no, fuckin’ gay!

Wanna fuck?

Fuck no! Fuckin’ gay! Ugh...

Wh- Loving the videos, mate! Here's my question, what's your opinion on Sonic the Hedgehog? Because from what I hear, Sonic Universe is doing an official crossover with Shrek and The Simpsons.

What the fuck? Sonic’s fuckin’ gay. Just, Ultimate Flash Sonic. I played that game and it’s fuckin’ awful.

Smash Bros. is better than Minecraft.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!! BURN IN HELL! Burn in hell!

How much money did you have to pay to one hundred people who subscribed?

No! None. They love me. You guys all love me, right, subscribers?

Answer this question, you little shit.

I’m not a little shit! I’m not even gonna answer your question!

Are you my friend?

Sure, W3tard Gaming. You’re fucking gay, though. Scroll down, scroll down...

Is your autism so big he has his own personality?

Fuck no, I don’t even have autism!

I don't mean to be a stalker or offend you at all, but I'm amazed at how you managed to make these videos without your parents hearing you, not interrupting you.

I only do it when my parents aren’t home. If my parents weren’t home all the time, then I’d make a lot more videos.

What do your parents think of this?

They’ve never seen it.

Can you do a face reveal?

Fuck no. You guys are gonna hack me.

Are the death minigames deep?

Fuck yeah!

'Cause I think your mom is deeper!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! I FUCK YOUR MOM!!!

Why don't you dr-drink bleach?

All right.

What do you think your parents would do if they found this little channel of yours?

Pro’lly ban me for life. So that’s why, if I never make videos again, then you know what happened.

List everything you hate.

Alright, umm... Uhh... Smash Bros., I’m just gonna count the whole Nintendo, everything in Nintendo. Umm, uhh... Sony, black people, Asians, women, gays, disabled people, people with the autism, my friend Jack, he’s fuckin’ f****t. Uhh, mmm... TF2, oh yeah.

Why FNaF 1-

Wh- what the fuck’re you talking about?

Can you kill yourself?

No!

Do you love me, because I love you.

Fuckin' f****t! Ugh...

Am I cool?

Fuck no. That’s all the fuckin' questions I’m gonna be answering today. See ya.