minecraft survival games 2!

Minecraft survival games 2!

minecraft survival games 2! is a video uploaded by Super Minecraft Kid on April 7, 2015. This video is the second instalment in his Survival Games series, wherein he plays on the Mineplex Minecraft server and takes the game way too seriously.

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Transcript

Let's play even more fuckin' Minecraft!

[Michael opens the Multiplayer menu and scrolls through servers. The SkyDoesMinecraft server makes him moan submissively.]

Umm, SkyDoesMinecraft~! No. Umm... Uh... Where did- Wh- What the fuck?! Where's Mineplex?! Oh my God [unclear] Minecraft. I'm pl- I'm joining Mineplex. Okay. Ohhhh my God!

[When he lands in the server, the of mooing cows drowns out every other noise. Michael's game begins to lag.]

Stop lagging! I-It stopped lagging. What the fuuuuuck? Why're there so many cows!?

[He watches some cows stack on top of one another. They are controlled by players.]

Stop being coooows! Mmmmmm... Why are they cows? [unclear] Stop! Nnnnnaaaaaaahhhhhh!! STOP! BEING! COWS! Oh wait, it's April Fools! Oooooh. Okay. That's funny, heheh. Cows are funny. I'm rand- I'm so random and funny! Meow! Heh, rawr~! Heheh, I-I'm so random and funny!

[Michael steps inside a portal leading to the Survival Games lobby. He sees a sign in the air that says "SURVIVAL GAMES FALLOUT".]

Fallout? Like, the game's a fuckin' ripoff of Call of Duty. Holy fuck. Like, you're shooting people, like, so creative. Call of Duty did that, like, 20 years ago.

[As he waits for the countdown to end, he walks up to a horse on a pedestal. The horse's existence causes him to speak in a weird falsetto.]

What the fuck? A court- A horse? The fuck? Holy fuck! Fuck! Ffffuhhhhh, I hate this game! Ugh, it's- Why is there a horse there? It's so fuckin' stupid. Like, horses? Really? Ugh.

[Michael is teleported out of the lobby and placed on a pedestal near the cornucopia. Because the lobby has 25/24 players, Michael is forced to share his pedestal with another player, causing them to clip into one another.]

Where am I going? Ugh! Get out of my way! Holy fuck! Get out of me! (sharp breathing) If you don't get out of my way, I'll fucking kill you! And your family!

[The countdown expires and the players are released. Michael runs to grab gear from the cornucopia.]

Ooh, chest!

[He finds a chest with mushroom stew, gold leggings, leather boots, 2 steaks, and a compass. Michael is too slow, getting everything except the leggings and the compass.]

No, no, no! Oooh fuck! Oh, I'm going this way! Who's got a sword?! Oh fuck! Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! I'll just hide here...

[Instead of running into the abandoned city with the rest of the players, Michael stays close to where he started. He sees a chest near one of the buildings.]

What if we go in there? Oooh! [unclear] There's gotta be [unclear] right here. "Throwing TNT"? What the fuck?

[Lag prevents Michael from taking the throwing TNT out of the chest.]

Fuck! I wanna fucking get it! What the FUCK!?

[He gives up and runs inside the building. He loses a heart and turns around to see what hit him.]

Ugh! What hit me?

[As he explores, the sound of a creaking chest can be heard nearby.]

Oh fuck. Oh fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck! Oh fuck! Fuck! (fearful panting) (whispering) Fuck, I'm getting out of this fuckin' place...

[Michael sneaks off through an opening in the wall, leading to a balcony hidden by vines. There is a player close by, so Michael crouches and tries backing away.]

Oh fuck...!

[He attempts to befriend the other player by nodding his head and jumping.]

Teaming!

[Someone runs up behind him and strikes with a wooden sword. Michael runs away, pulling out his axe.]

No! No! Oh, God! Oh fuck! No! No! OH FUCK! Ooooh no! Oh, God! Oh, God no! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I'm gonna fuckin' die! I don't wanna fuckin' die! I'm gonna die, but I don't wanna fuckin' die! God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my- FAWK!

[By viewing his character in front-facing third person, he sees the person chasing him fighting against another player. A firework goes off, signaling the death of one of them.]

Oh! They're fighting! They're fighting! They killed one. One of them is dead. Stop fuckin' chasing me! Holy fuck! Oh my fucking God!

[In an attempt to flee, Michael runs into a forest where he finds an AFK player in chainmail armor, so he tries attacking them.]

Ugh. Why is that person there...? OH FUCK!

[He is reduced to half a heart.]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[The player catches up to Michael and kills him.]

FFFFAAAAAAAHHHHH!! FUCK! AAAH! NO! NOOOO! Nooo! Nooo... I could've won that! I could've won that! I could've won that! I! SHOULD! HAVE! WON! THAT!

[He breaks down crying and returns to the Mineplex hub.]

Oh my fucking God... Hate...this... (whimpering) Oh my fucking God...! Oh my God, I fucking hate this ga-

[The word "Moo" appears on his screen.]

Moo?! I hate moo! I'll kill all the cows on this server, 'cause I'm the best, but they're hacking! My fucking Gooood! All right, one more game of Survival Games, then if I lose, I'll stop playing Minecraft forever.

[Once he appears in the game lobby, the countdown begins.]

Just starting. Let's fucking do it. Let's choose a kit. I'll be a Knight. Yes, I got it.

[Another player named thedutchygamer chooses Knight as well.]

thedutchygamer? What the fuck? Dutch doden't e- [sic] Dutch doesn't even have a place. You liar.

[As Michael says this, the Netherlands population fades out of existence.]

[The players are teleported to the cornucopia, this time in an East Asian setting.]

Oh, we're back in China again. Okay.

[Next to Michael is a player named xCheesePuckx.]

CheesePuck. Heheh. You're a cake.

[The game begins. Michael gets 3 iron ingots, a sword sword, 5 baked potatos, and gold leggings.]

Oh fuck, oh fuck! Ooh, sword! Yes. I'm invincible! I got a butter pants! I'm gonna fuckin' kill you! Oh fuck. All right, I'm just fuckin' goin' over fuckin' here.

[He runs under a giant arch leading to a valley.]

I already [sic] somebody dead, but I'm gonna outrun him because if you hit someone then they- you lose your speed.

[At the end of the valley is a wood monument, which is being investigated by a defenseless player named Masterxcool. Michael goes in for the kill.]

Gonna fuckin' kill you! Gonna fuckin' kill you! Gonna fuckin' kill you! I will fucking murder you!

[The chase carries on to a depot filled with wood and other resources. Masterxcool, despite having no protective gear, evades most of Michael's attacks.]

Oh, oh you- You're fuckin' dead, kid! You're fucking dead! I'm gonna fucking kill you! I'm gonna fuck you up! FUCK! FUCK! GET BACK HERE! I WILL KILL YOU!

[Masterxcool gets distracted by a chest and is stabbed to death.]

You're dead!

[The chest contains some wheat and feathers. He turns to Masterxcool's body and teabags it in third-person.]

Feather... Heh! This is your body! I'm gonna teabag it just like in Halo. Haha. Yeah.

[Before he can become too absorbed in his celebration, Michael is attacked by a new foe.]

OH FUCK! Oh fuck, fuck!

[He dies.]

FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAHHHH!! AAAAAHHH!! AAAAHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! NOOOOOO!! Aaaaa-haaahhh... I fucking hate this game...